Quotes from Game On
Toby: This isn't supposed to happen with you people.
Leo: Christians?
Josh: What?
Toby: He's ready.
C.J. to Toby: I'm crazy about the roundness of your head.
Andy: Is he crazy?
Toby: No. Nope. No. A little bit. No. Look, he's Albie Duncan, he was in the Eisenhower State Department, he's brilliant, he's respected, he's a Republican. If he's crazy then I don't want to be sane.
Andy: You're not.
Toby: Excellent.
Kim Wheeler: Why isn't this all a little preposterous?
Will: Chuck Webb is a seven-term congressman who is chairman of not one, but two commerce sub-committees, and has taken money from companies he regulates. He's on the board of the NRA, and once challenged another congressman to a fist-fight on the floor over an amendment to make stalkers submit to background checks before buying AR 15s, AK 57s, Street Sweepers, MAC 10s, MAC 11s. He's joined protests designed to frighten pregnant women.
Kim Wheeler: What's your point?
Will: There are worse things in the world than no longer being alive.
Charlie: You've got to face the music and dance alone.
Albie Duncan: The president knows Chinese political prisoners are gonna be sewing soccer balls with their teeth whether we sell 'em cheeseburgers or not, so let's sell 'em cheeseburgers.
Josh: If we lose because of a ten-word answer, then I'm quittin' show business.
Abbey: We'll do mushy later, so, um, for now, I've just gotta say that I love you so much that my head's gonna fly off. But more importantly, game on, boyfriend! Let's go.
C.J.: It's not going to be Uncle Fluffy.
Leo: You think the president's afraid that if he admitted complicity in Shareef's death he would lose votes in this country? To sweep all fifty states, the president would only need to do two things: blow the Sultan's brains out in Times Square, then walk across the street to Nathan's and buy a hot dog.
Bartlet: I'm the president of the United States, not the presidnet of the people who agree with me.
Ritchie: It's over.
Bartlet: You'll be back.
Sam: One-way charges on rental cars are insane. I think if everybody drove one way it would all work out in the wash.
Will: Oh, I think every rental car in America would be at the Grand Canyon and the Tropicana.
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