Quotes from College Kids

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Leo: You want to hunker down?
Bartlet: Okay, just for that, when it comes time to give out gang nicknames, you're gonna be, I don't know, but you're not gonna have a good nickname.

C.J.: You sleep?
Josh: I did better than that.
C.J.: Well, keep it to yourself.

Josh: Why isn't college tuition 100% tax-deductible?
Sam: I don't know. Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Bartlet: The one-eyed man is king in a world of blind men.

Bartlet: Is this gonna get ridiculous?
Fitzwallace: Absolutely.

Debbie: Thank you, Mr. President.
Bartlet: Whack job.
Debbie: Yes, sir.

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