Quotes from 20 Hours in America

Josh: You want to lighten up a little?
Toby: I am lightened up. This is me lightened up. You're saying lighter?
Josh: Yeah.
Toby: Okay.

Josh: This is fun, we're roughing it. This is fun.

Josh: We changed time zones?!

Tyler: You ever love so much it hurts? Like, physically hurts?
Toby: Get in the car.

Bruno: Election's in six weeks, Mr. President. The world was created in a lot less time.
Bartlet: One day I'll buy you a beer and you'll tell us all how you did it.

Sam: Hey, were there women with aprons and rolling pins at a rally in Madison, WI this morning?
Bruno: Yeah.
Sam: Why?
Bruno: Abbey Bartlet's a lesbian.

Bartlet: Just rock and roll, Sam.

Bartlet: Welcome, my friend, to the show that never ends.

C.J.: Whatcha doin' on the floor?
Sam: I don't know, I think it was just the closest thing.

Josh: You know, you have an inadvertent habit of putting down my Judaism by implying that you have a sharper anti-Semitism meter than I do.
Toby: You know the ancient Hebrews had a word for Jews from Westport? They pronounced it Presbyterian.
Josh: And by saying things like that.
Toby: I'm just saying I'm from Brighton Beach.

Bartlet: The streets of heaven are too crowded with angels tonight.

Bruno: When did you write that last part?
Sam: In the car.
Bruno: Freak.

Sam: Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.

Bartlet: The happy fun group.

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