Quotes from The Women of Qumar

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Toby: It's not going to be a big deal.
Sam: Isn't that what we usually say right before something becomes a big deal?

Bartlet: How should I deal with guilt?
Toby: Be more like me.
Bartlet: Yeah, okay.

Josh: Could I get five minutes without being interrupted by banality?
Abbey: It's not banality. It's the boss's wife.

Amy: I didn't burn my bras, J. In fact, I like my bras. I ring your bell when it's important.

Josh: I just came from seeing Amy Gardner.
C.J.: Yeah? How'd it go?
Josh: Well, I showed her who's boss.
C.J.: Who'd it turn out to be?
Josh: It's still unclear.

C.J.: In Qumar, when a woman gets raped, she'll generally get beaten by her husband and sons as a punishment, so at some point we should talk about how to spend the $1.5 billion they're giving us.

C.J.: You know, if I were living in Qumar, I wouldn't be allowed to say, "Shove it up your ass, Toby." But since I'm not, shove it up your ass, Toby.

Bartlet: Isn't there a joke to be had with lawsuits and dry-cleaners? I've been working on it all day.
Josh: You've been working on other stuff though, too, right?

C.J.: Then pretend, for a moment, the cow has MS.
Toby: No, I don't think I will.

Bartlet: You're changing.
Toby: No, I'm not.
Bartlet: Yes, you are.
Toby: A very very little bit.
Bartlet: Okay.

Bartlet: Go and apologize to C.J. for whatever you did.
Toby: I didn't do anything.
Bartlet: Like that matters.

Josh: How is making prostitution illegal not supressing women's rights?
Amy: How is making heroin use illegal not supressing a heroin user's rights?
Josh: It is, but heroin's bad for you.
Amy: So is being a prostitute.

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