Quotes from Posse Comitatus

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Leo: I don't want the President.... I was going to say, I don't want him putting a voice to the guy. I take my daughter to a seafood place, the first thing she does is name all the lobsters in the tank so I can't eat 'em.

Bartlet: Well, surely this is the most absurd I've ever sat in, and friends, that is saying something.

Amy: Have I done something to make you think I'm dumb?

Deborah Fiderer: I wasn't interested in the job.
Charlie: Why didn't you just say so.
Deborah Fiderer: You would have asked me why.
Charlie: Yeah.
Deborah Fiderer: My way was faster.

Simon: I'm not allowed to date a protectee.
C.J.: Who's trying to date you?
Simon: I'm not allowed to kiss a protectee.
C.J.: Who's trying to kiss you?
Simon: You did.
C.J.: No, I didn't.

Deborah Fiderer: I'm an alpaca farmer.
Bartlet: Like the sweaters?
Deborah Fiderer: Before they're sweaters.

C.J.: I tried to kiss you.
Simon: You said you didn't.
C.J.: I was lying, you idiot.

Toby: He's at the Yankee game right now?
Sam: Local news covered it. He said this is how ordinary Americans got their entertainment.
Toby: I've been to 441 baseball games at Yankee Stadium, there's not a single person there who's ordinary.
Sam: I know.
Toby: You makin' fun of the Yankees?

Toby: I love the theater.
Sam: I know what you mean.

Bartlet: In the future, if you're wondering, "Crime. Boy, I don't know," is when I decided to kick your ass.

And victorious in war shall be made glorious in peace.

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