Quotes from We Killed Yamamoto
Bartlet: You haven't got it.
Fitzwallace: Sir?
Bartlet: We want to ask the Justice Department to indict the Qumari Minister of Defense. We're saying he's a terror king-pin. We're saying he's killed I don't know how many civilians and how many of Tommy's marines. We're saying he's compromised I don't know how many agents around the world. And we're saying he's done it in the clothing of an ally. This isn't a cave-dweller, this is Capone. You haven't got it.
Josh: This is right in your wheelhouse. Poor women are counting on me.
Amy: All women count on you, Josh. We find you godlike.
Amy: Why have I been dancing?
Josh: Nobody really knows.
C.J.: I can't go to my gym, my gym's flooded.
Simon: What about the White House gym.
C.J.: It closes at seven.
Simon: You could use ours, it's just a couple blocks.
C.J.: Is it a good gym?
Simon: Yes, it's a.... We run alongside moving cars.
C.J.: You don't have to get snobby about it.
Leo: Josh met with Rick Pintero yesterday on the Working Toward Independence Act.
Bartlet: You suppose that could be any more patronizingly named?
Leo: I think when we're talking welfare that ship's pretty much sailed.
Bartlet: Is marriage really something that should be incentivized? Where the hell are all the small government conservatives when we're talking about Washington getting in to the Yenta business.
Simon: Have you ever shot a gun before?
C.J.: Yeah.
Simon: What kind?
C.J.: Well, I haven't shot one as much as I've seen others shoot them in the movies.
C.J.: I like that you're tall.
Simon: You do?
C.J.: Makes me feel more feminine.
Leo: We spent millions of dollars developing a pen for the astronauts that would work in zero gravity. Know what the Russians did?
Toby: Used a pencil?
Leo: They used a pencil.
Leo: This is always when you say something.
Fitzwallace: Nah. Nah. Have you changed shampoo? You have, I can tell. 'Cause your hair seems bouncy and more manageable.
Leo: I like to look good for you.
Fitzwallace: Well, I appreciate it.
Leo: This is the most horrifying part of your liberalism. You think there are moral absolutes.
Bartlet: There are moral absolutes.
Leo: Apparently not. He's killed innocent people. He'll kills more, so we have to end him. The village idiot comes to that conclusion before the Nobel Laureate.
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