Quotes from The Black Vera Wang
Ginger: You ate a moose?
Sam: No, I don't like eating things where the cartoon character can talk... and, y'know, hatch a plan.
Simon: There are rules and regulation.
C.J.: Okay. Okay, secret agent man, here's my rules and regulations. I'm getting in my baby blue '65 Mustang convertible and I'm gonna feel the wind in my hair and anyplace else I want. You can look at my tail lights!
Simon: I think I'm not allowed to do that either.
Donna: I'm just happy it's not moose. What is it?
Josh: Moose.
Bruno: I would show it to the other side to let 'em know what happens if they hit me first. Every campaign has one in the drawer.
C.J.: We didn't.
Toby and Sam: Yes, we did.
Sam: He's a friend of mine.
Bruno: I don't care if he did your bris.
Bruno: How was Helsinki.
C.J.: Good, good... I accidentally ate a moose.
Donna: If I'm gonna eat a moose there's gonna have to be some kind of prize at the end of it.
Bartlet: If Shakespeare wrote a play about me, how many parts do you think it would be?
Leo: If the time comes they're not going to give you a choice.
Bartlet: You're telling me that the Secret Service, you're telling me that my own bodyguards are going to escort me to the bunker?
Leo: Your feet may touch the ground a couple of times along the way, but I doubt it.
C.J.: I know you said you didn't want taffeta, but what do you think?
Hogan: I think it's great except for the taffeta.
Bruno: Hey, Stacy.
Margaret: Margaret.
Bruno: I thought Margaret was the girl who worked here before.
Margaret: I'm the girl who worked here before. I'm Margaret.
Bruno: You changed your hair.
Margaret: No.
Bartlet: I'm not going to the bunker. There are gonna be people who aren't going to the bunker and when I get out I'm not gonna be able to tell them what to do anymore, and I like doing that. Let's get Abbey to New Hampshire, but I'm not going to the bunker. And if you say I have to then I'm walking across the alley to the Chief Justice and I'm handing John Hoynes my resignation, and as soon as he's sworn in I'm telling him to appoint me his vice-president 'cause I'm not going down to the bunker. If the agents come, the agents come, but tell Ron he'd better bring more than a couple of guys.
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