Quotes from Enemies Foreign and Domestic
Toby: You don't ban those who supported your opponent, you make them wallow in their loserdom by covering your victory. You sit 'em in the front row, you give 'em a hat!
Nikolai: Sam, it is freezing to cold in Reykjavik. It is freezing to cold in Helsinki. It is freezing to cold in Staad. Why must every American president bound out of an automobile like as at a yacht club, while in co...?
George: Comparison.
Nikolai: Compari... While in comparison, our leader looks like... I don't even know what word is.
Sam: Frumpy?
Nikolai: I don't know what frumpy is, but onomatopoetically sounds right.
Sam: It's hard not like a guy who doesn't know frumpy, but knows onomatopoeia.
Toby: If we were able to enforce U.S. law around the world, I'd retire and go scuba diving.
Bartlet: Jakie, this is the White House. If we only screw up twice before breakfast it is a very good morning.
Bartlet: I knew I'd get screwed by a computer one day.
Simon: I can't guarantee anything except to say that if you're dead, chances are I am too.
C.J.: Well, I guess it's gonna have to be the little things, now.
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