Quotes from Hartsfield's Landing
C.J.: The anal-retentive side of you is not gonna help you get girls.
Charlie: I do okay.
Bartlet: You're white, but don't ever touch me.
Sam: I'm sorry, sir.
Bartlet: I was kidding.
Bartlet to Toby: You were out of line, I was a jackass. Let's call it a truce.
Toby: What is our topic?
Bartlet: Re-election and the Bartlet psychosis.
Toby: Seems to me the last time we were here we didn't do very well.
Bartlet: So, we get right back on the horse.
Toby: I was out of line, sir, I really do apologize.
Bartlet: You apologized already, so let's get back on the horse.
Toby: Neither one of us ride horses.
Bartlet: That makes it more likely that we'll learn something.
Josh: What am I, the fish guy?
Leo: What are you doing?
Josh: Just trying to get a little pizza in an uncivilized world.
Leo: It's not easy being you, is it?
Bartlet: Let me tell you, you're really showing me something tonight. A lot of spunk, a lot of pluck. This game isn't all about size, you know. There's a little thing called heart and you've got it, my friend.
Toby: You know what, old man? The very minute they swear in the next guy you and I are going round and round.
Bartlet: Check.
Nancy: Just out of curiosity, what if that doesn't work?
Bartlet: I don't know, but for sure we're gonna blame you.
Josh: Tell your sister in Oregon I am going to try to learn something about salmon, right now all I know is that they're good on a bagel.
C.J.: So, how long do you usually make people your bitch?
Charlie: Depends.
Bartlet: Sam, you're gonna run for President one day. Don't be scared. You can do it. I believe in you. That's checkmate.
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