Quotes from Night Five
Stanley: Who built the White House?
Josh: It was designed by an Irish architect named James Holden, who won the job in an open competition, and was built largely by slaves. They just found the pay receipts a few years ago.
Stanley: The slaves were paid?
Josh: Their owners.
Bartlet: Dr. Keyworth, did you know anyone on the plane?
Toby to Leo: This is the fifth time you're reading it. Are there words in there you don't understand?
Sam: Hayes, you could make a good dog break his leash.
Ainsley: How about this? We drop out of the UN entirely and use the 926 million to take everyone in the country out to brunch?
Donna: Is this your operating budget?
Casey: It's your starting salary.
Sam: I was having a good night until, like, three minutes ago.
Stanley: This is a very unusual conversation.
Bartlet: I get that a lot.
Stanley: I'd imagine.
Stanley: Screw around if you want, but it's your money, it's about to be my money, and I sleep fine.
Sam: Listen, I can tell you're down in the dumps, but let's talk about me.
Andrea: What's Egypt gonna think? Or Pakistan?
Toby: That freedom and democracy are coming soon to a theater near them, so get dressed.
Toby: They'll like us when we win.
Stanley: Use me, don't use me, but all I can offer you is this: I'll be the only person in the world, other than your family, who doesn't care that you're the president. Our time is up.
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