Quotes from The Two Bartlets


Josh: It's a strange day when I'm involved with national security.
Sam: I was just thinking the same thing.

Josh: I'm sayin', when I walk out that door, I'm buying plane tickets.
Amy: I'm sayin', when I walk out that door, I'm buying new bikinis.
Josh: I'm going fast now.

C.J.: He was good.
Toby: No, he wasn't.
C.J.: He was what he was supposed to be.
Toby: He was Uncle Fluffy. It was Dr. Jekyll and Uncle Fluffy all over again.

Josh: I need to be here for this.
Leo: No, you don't.
Josh: Don't worry about it.
Leo: My wife lives in my house, I live in a hotel. And this is why.


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