Quotes from 100,000 Airplanes
Josh: Ice and vodka, please.
C.J.: He's all right?
Leo: He's about to be censured and then he's going to deliver the State of the Union and then he's going to run for re-election. My guess is that there are some things on his mind.
C.J.: Is the reason you guys didn't get married because her name would have been Lisa Sherborne Seaborn?
Sam: Yeah. That's the reason.
Lisa: You're done working.
Sam: I am not done working. You're confused because you see Absolut Cosmopolitans and famous people.
Donna: We're getting beat by the system.
Josh: We are the system.
Donna: We suck!
Josh: Yes.
Toby: I need some pie.
Josh: You should go get some.
Toby: Who's the President having dinner with tonight?
Josh: Friends of Abbey.
Toby: Good, 'cause when you're in his kind of mood having dinner with your wife's friends is just what you're hoping for.
Bartlet: I'm not messing around. This isn't barbecue night. I'm the Commander in Chief. Put your asses in the chairs.
Toby: Why didn't you get married?
Sam: She didn't like me very much.
Amy: I have wit, I have charm, I have brains, I have legs that go all the way down to the floor, my friend.
Toby: I'm just the guy who does the thing.
Josh: What?
Toby: We've run out of pie.
Donna: So many women, so little charm.
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