Quotes from The Fall's Gonna Kill You
C.J.: I think this is going really well so far, Oliver, it's almost hard to believe that four different women have sued you for divorce.
Oliver: Have you ever lied about the president's health? What is your answer?
C.J.: Many many times.
Toby: You trust this person?
Josh: I gotta trust somebody right now.
Toby: Good, 'cause I don't trust anybody right now.
C.J.: The sky is falling down.
C.J.: One in forty American men wear women's clothing, and we've had well over forty presidents.
Oliver: Yeah.
C.J.: I'm just saying, one of these guys was dancing around the oval office in a prom dress. Now, let's get to the bottom of that.
Oliver: Do you know what time it is?
C.J.: It's five past noon.
Oliver: I'd like you to get out of the habit of doing that.
C.J.: Doing what?
Oliver: Answering more than was asked. Do you know what time it is?
C.J.: Yes.
Toby: He calls you and me the Batman and Robin of speechwriting.
Sam: Well, I don't think he does.
Toby: He doesn't, but he should, 'cause that's what we are.
Sam: Okay.
Toby: We're Batman and Robin.
Sam: Which one's which?
Toby: Look at me, Sam, am I Robin?
Sam: I'm not Robin.
Toby: Yes, you are.
Sam: Okay, well, let's move off this.
Toby: You bet, little friend.
Sam: Listen, we're really not Batman and Robin.
Toby: No, we keep those identities secret. I'm Bruce Wayne and you're my ward.
Sam: Toby.
Toby: Yes, Robin.
Donna: A thing the size of a garbage truck is gonna be in a two-thousand mile an hour freefall and no one knows where it's gonna hit.
Charlie: I'm rootin' for Zurich.
Donna: Charlie...
Charlie: I've had it up to here with the Swiss.
Josh: Let's give 'em more.
Leo: No.
Josh: Why?
Leo: 'Cause we're gonna lose.
Josh: So we give 'em enough to win.
Leo: We'd have to liquidate the Grand Tetons.
Abbey: How are you?
Donna: I'm fine, but there's a giant object hurtling its way toward us at a devastating velocity.
Abbey: Tell me about it.
Abbey: How was your day?
C.J.: Well, I got pretty well bitch-slapped by the White House counsel, ma'am. How about you?
C.J.: You guys are like Butch and Sundance, peering over the edge of a cliff to the boulder-filled rapids three-hundred feet below thinking you better not jump because there's a chance you might drown. The president has this disease and has been lying about it and you guys are worried that the polling might make us look bad? Because the fall is gonna kill you.
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