Quotes from Bartlet's Third State of the Union
Kenny for Joey: Joshua Lyman, you have the cutest little butt in professional politics.
Josh: Kenny, really, that better have been her talking.
Sam: Where'd you get the bathrobe?
Carol: The gym.
Sam: There are bathrobes at the gym?
C.J.: In the women's locker room.
Sam: But not the men's.
C.J.: Yeah.
Sam: Now, that's outrageous. There's a thousand men working here and fifty women.
C.J.: Yeah, and it's the bathrobes that's outrageous.
Charlie: Ma'am, I'd like you to bear in mind that I'm not wearing pads or a helmet or contact gear of any kind. A five-hundred dollar check that hasn't been cashed. It's written to a woman he doesn't...
Abbey: Oh, how long has that been up his ass?
Leo: This was almost a good night.
Ainsley: Have you been watching?
Sam: Yes.
Ainsley: Aren't I delightful?
Sam: Yes.
Ainsley: I am not scared to meet the president 'cause I'm not gonna meet the president.
Sam: Ainsley.
Ainsley: I'm having a good night, I just want to keep having a good night. I don't want to live in fear of the inevitable bungling of the English language that will occur and the mortification that will ensue.
Sam: That sounds pretty bad.
Ainsley: I am, yes, I am, indeed, yes, I am scared to meet the president!
Sam: You need anything?
Josh: A lightening bolt, a key and a kite.
Sam: That could've been worse. No, probably not.
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