Quotes from Mr. Willis of Ohio


Toby: C'mon, Princeton, we got dwindle and dwarf.

Toby: Dwarf, dwindle...
Leo: Fold.

Mandy: This is the kind of thing that didn't used to happen at my old job.

Leo: Mallory, this thing with your mother and me, it'll blow over.
Mallory: No, it won't, dad. You understand that, right?

Charlie: What do you want me to do?
Josh: Have a beer with me.
Charlie: What do you mean?
Josh: Tonight, we'll go to a bar in Georgetown, we'll speak as men do.
Charlie: We will?
Josh: Yeah.
Charlie: Um, what kind of bar is this, Josh?
Josh: No. It's fine.
Charlie: Okay.
Josh: Great.
Mrs. Landingham: Josh, aren't you a little old to be leering at college coeds?
Josh: I'm a Fulbright scholar, Mrs. Landingham, I don't leer. Also, there'll be plenty of grad students there.

Zoey: This is gonna be fun.
Josh: The president's daughter and the chief-of-staff's daughter, a Georgetown bar, and Sam. What could possibly go wrong?

Toby: What's to stop us from saying we don't need elections, we'll just use polling data? 1,150 people, with a sampling error of plus or minus three, will decide who runs the country.
Mr. Willis: I thought about that.
Toby: And?
Mr. Willis: It's okay by me as long as it's not the same people who decide what's on television.

Jackass: I ain't done with you, Sammy.
Charlie: My name is Charlie Young, jackass, and if that bulge in your pocket's an eight-ball of blow you're spending spring break in a federal prison. Now I'm having a good time.
Josh: Well, my work here is done.

Leo: Good evening, Mr. President.
Bartlet: Hi. Before, when I was being an idiot, there was something I forgot to say.
Leo: What?
Bartlet: I'm sorry.
Leo: Thank you.

Josh: For what it's worth, I should tell you that Charlie didn't blink before he put his body between danger and Zoey.


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