Quotes from The Crackpots and These Women
Bartlet: You wanna play or write my eulogy?
Toby: Can I be honest with you, sir?
Toby: You know the thing about you, Mr. President, it isn't so much that you cheat, it's how brazenly bad you are at it.
Donna: What do you think it's about?
Josh: I don't know, but this is the White House so it's probably not that important.
Josh: What's it about?
C.J.: Smallpox.
Josh: The disease?
C.J.: No, the dessert topping, Josh.
Toby: Leo, wouldn't this time be better spent plotting a war against a country that can't possibly defend itself against us?
Mandy: C.J., if we get the vote then isn't it worth it?
C.J.: Which would be fine if Roberto Benigni could vote in our elections, but since he's Italian that makes me a six-foot wet girl in a Donna Karan dress.
Kathy: You know that donut sitting on your desk?
Sam: You ate it.
Kathy: That was predictable, wasn't it?
Josh: You look good!
Zoey: You look like death on a Triscuit!
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