Quotes from Mandatory Minimums


Bartlet: I get nervous around laws that fundamentally assume that Americans can't be trusted.

Josh: Hi, Senator. Why don't you take your legislative agenda and shove it up your ass.

Toby: We need hispanics. You know what state has a large population of hispanics.
Josh: Uh, I want to say Maine, but, uh...
Toby: California.
Josh: California. Damn, and I was only off by a continent.

Andrea: This is nice, it's like a picnic.
Toby: There are restaurants you know, indoors with waiters and tables.
Andrea: You should come sit next to me.
Toby: I'm wearing a suit.
Andrea: So am I.
Toby: I'm responsible adult.
Andrea: I'm a member of the United States Congress.
Toby: I rest my case.

Andrea: Toby, are you upset that I went out on a date, or are you upset that I went out on a date with someone who plays in the same division as the Yankees.
Toby: Honest to God, I'm not sure.


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