Quotes from Six Meetings Before Lunch

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Josh: You sure you got the message right?
Donna: Have I ever got a message wrong?
Josh: No.
Donna: Then maybe the benefit of the doubt might not be monumentally out of line.

Sam: Our day of jubilee?
Toby: Not yet.
Mallory: Sam.
Sam: It's my day of jubilee.
Mallory: I despise you and everything you stand for.
Sam: All right, my day was a little bit better a few seconds ago, but that's okay.
Mallory: How could you write that position paper?
Sam: Which position paper?
Mallory: Don't play dumb with me.
Sam: Honestly, I am dumb, most of the time I'm playing smart.

Mandy: What's all this?
Sam: I have to tell a black civil rights lawyer why I don't owe him any money.

Edgar Drumm: I have to say, if this is how the Secret Service behaves during the Bartlet administration it's a sad state of affairs.
Gina: We're all going to have to learn to live with your disappointment.

Mallory: I didn't want to take advantage of the fact that we're dating.
Sam: We're not dating.
Mallory: That's kind of sad for you, isn't it?

Breckenridge: Someone owes me and my friends 1.7 trillion dollars.

C.J.: I drove my boyfriend's Porsche once.
Charlie: How'd it go?
C.J.: Backed it into a pond.
Charlie: Lost your driving privileges?
C.J.: And the boyfriend.
Charlie: It's a good car though.
C.J.: Yeah.

Zoey: You could have kissed me hello, you know.
Charlie: That's what your dorm room is for.
Zoey: Chicken.
Charlie: You better believe it. When I kiss you I want a good two, three miles between your mouth and the oval office.

Mandy: Help me.
Toby: Do what?
Mandy: Cause Josh pain?

Bartlet: Do you think I could take George Washington?
Charlie: Take him at what, sir?
Bartlet: I don't know, a war?
Charlie: Could you have taken George Washington in a war?
Bartlet: Yeah.
Charlie: Well, you'd have the Air Force, he'd have the Minutemen, right?
Bartlet: The Minutemen were good.
Charlie: Still, I think you'd probably take him.
Bartlet: Yeah.

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