Quotes from The White House Pro-Am
Josh: We're gonna do "good cop bad cop."
Toby: No, we're really not.
Josh: Why not?
Toby: 'Cause this isn't an episode of "Hawaii Five-Oh." How about you be the good cop I be the cop that doesn't go to the meeting?
Bartlet: C.J., we don't handle my wife. When we try, you know what happens at the other end of this building?
C.J.: You get a little punishment.
Bartlet: I get a little punishment.
Bartlet: Try to find out who those friends of my wife's are in the wire piece and take them out back and have them shot. Can I do that?
Leo: Yeah.
Bartlet: Yeah, Leo says I can do that.
Zoey: Did you call me over here to make fun of me?
Bartlet: That was going to be a big part of my day.
Bartlet: They don't like that the daughter of the president is dating a young black man.
Zoey: Charlie?
Bartlet: Zoey, please don't tell me you're dating more than one guy.
Zoey: No.
Bartlet: Okay.
Zoey: What is...?
Bartlet: 'Cause one guy for you is actually one more than I'm comfortable with.
Mrs. Landingham: I'm not used to having members of the print media in here.
Danny: I'll try not to get ink on the furniture.
Mrs. Landingham: Aw, Danny, and I was just about to offer you a cookie.
Danny: And now?
Mrs. Landingham: No.
Danny: I'd get in trouble with the first lady.
Bartlet: Welcome to the club, Danny, we had some jackets made.
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