Quotes from Celestial Navigation

Sam: He doesn't drink.
C.J.: Then what was he pulled over for?
Sam: Driving while Hispanic.

Toby: The judge and I are going to have an abrupt conversation.

C.J.: I'm experiencing some pain.
Sam: For how long?
C.J.: About a month now, but it'll go away by itself.
Sam: When?
C.J.: When I die, Sam.

C.J.: Who here has had emergency root canal?

Danny: You really don't want to do this.
Josh: Let me tell you something, mi compadre. You guys have been coddled. I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not your camp counselor and I'm not your sixth grade teacher you had a crush on. I'm a graduate of Harvard and Yale, and I believe that my powers of debate can rise to meet the Socratic wonder that is the White House press corp.
Danny: Okey doke.

Charlie to sleeping Bartlet: Sir, I need you to dig in now. It wasn't a nightmare, you really are the president.

Josh: How's your mouth?
C.J.: Well, the swelling's gone down. On the other hand, the pain killers have worn off.

Bartlet: You told the press I have a secret plan to fight inflation?
Josh: No, I did not. Let me be absolutely clear, I did not do that. Except, yeah, I did that.

Bartlet: C.J., if blood is gushing from the head wound you just received from a stampeding herd of bison you will do the press briefing.

Mendoza: America just got another pissed off guy with dark skin.

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