Quotes from He Shall, From Time to Time...

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Josh: Think he's getting sick?
C.J.: I don't know.
Josh: Are his glands swollen?
C.J.: Damn.
Josh: What?
C.J.: You know what I forgot to do today?
Josh: What?
C.J.: I forgot to feel the president's glands.
Josh: Do you think the joke reflex you use as a defense mechanism is why you have so much trouble keeping a man?

Bartlet: Is it possible I'm taking something called euthanasia?
Sam: Echinacea?
Bartlet: Ah, that sounds more like it.

Bartlet: You're very sexy when you're in doctor mode, you know that? Give me an IV of saline solution and 100 milligrams of Flumadine, STAT. I could jump you right now.
Abbey: I could kill you right now.
Bartlet: My thing's more fun.

Josh: Donna, I really don't anticipate the Capitol Building exploding.
Donna: What percentage of things exploding have been anticipated.
Josh: Now you're bringin' me down.

Abbey: Don't go for the geniuses, they never want to sleep.

Josh: I make it a point never to disagree with Toby when he's right.

Bartlet: You got a best friend?
Roger: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: Is he smarter than you?
Roger: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: Would you trust him with your life.
Roger: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: That's your chief of staff.

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