Quotes from Lord John Marbury
Subpoena guy: Have a good day, sir.
Josh: Thank you. Drop dead. This is what I do now, I'm a professional hostile witness.
Josh: Good evening, Mrs. Landingham.
Mrs. Landingham: How are you, Josh?
Josh: I've been subpoenaed.
Mrs. Landingham: Oh, I'm sorry, dear. Would you like a cookie?
Josh: Yes, thanks.
Zoey: So, Charlie, do you ever get the night off?
Charlie: No, actually.
Zoey: That's too bad.
Charlie: Oh, that's all right.
Zoey: No, I meant, 'cause it'd be cool to go out or something.
Charlie: Yeah.... I'm sorry, with me?
Zoey: Charlie, you know you don't have to stand up the whole time I'm in a room.
Charlie: Yeah, I don't know why I do that.
Mandy: We're gonna look good in California.
Josh: I'm gonna look pale.
Sam: Where do we find him?
Leo: The psychiatric institution.
Bartlet: He's colorful, Leo.
Leo: You're really gonna let him loose in the White House where there's liquor and women?
Bartlet: We can hide the women, but the man deserves a drink.
C.J.: I'm misspelling "New Delhi."
Carol: You put the "h" in the wrong place?
C.J.: Hey, I'm happy when I use an "h" at all.
Bartlet: My daughter asked you out?
Charlie: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: I should have locked her in the dungeon.
Charlie: I don't think you've got one, sir.
Bartlet: I could have built one.
Bartlet: I'll take the Indian Ambassador in the oval office.
Charlie: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: And then if you would just ask the Secret Service to step in and kill me, please.
Charlie: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: Zoey just walked right up to him and asked him out.
Leo: She's a very outgoing girl.
Bartlet: See, but a dungeon would have put an end to that.
Sam: You're a cheap hack. If you come after Leo I'm gonna bust you like a pinata.
Bartlet: Every time he talks about Colonial Western Imperialism, I always want to remind him that the United States is also a revolutionay country that threw off its colonial masters.
Leo: Why don't you?
Bartlet: I keep forgetting.
Leo: Sir?
Marbury: It's "your lordship" as a matter of fact, but it couldn't possibly make the least bit of difference.
C.J.: Are you apologizing?
Toby: Yes.
C.J.: Well?
Toby: What?
C.J.: Apologize!
Toby: I'm sorry.
C.J.: Good.
Toby: I was trying to do it nicer than that.
Leo: I don't even think the accent's real.
Leo: He thinks I'm the butler.
Bartlet: For the first couple of weeks so did I.
Bartlet: Just remember these two things: she's nineteen years old and the 82nd Airborne works for me.
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